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Contract Address
This is the official $SPEW contract address
BCfnhkeb78DspwWYotzfgVitumnwdd22FQYWHDYEbonk
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🧬 Tokenomics
Token Name: $SPEW
Network: Solana
Launch Platform: Coming soon to Let's Bonk (or wherever we land)
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 (1 Billion)
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🚀 Launch Details
We don’t do “mystery allocations” or “shadowy whale wallets.” Everything’s on-chain, and everyone gets to play in the same mud puddle from the start.
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Launch Mechanics:
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For the People (and Degens) – Most of the supply is out there day one. No secret team bags, no VC overlords. If you want in, you click the button like everyone else.
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Liquidity You Can Actually Trade On – Enough in the pool to buy, sell, flip, and FOMO without getting wrecked by insane slippage — but still spicy enough for real pumps.
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Anti-Dump Mojo – Early whales can’t insta-nuke the chart. We built in a speed bump so your entry isn’t immediately set on fire.
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Why This Matters:
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This is the sweet spot between chaos and stability. You get the hype and volatility that makes meme coins fun — without the insta-rug vibes.
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📢 Marketing Things
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Yes, there’s a wallet. Roughly 3% may be allocated at launch.
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It’s for memes, video promos, paid collabs, and whatever else makes noise.
We might use it wisely. We might blow it on a Poopi Sludgeberg billboard in Times Square. -
No stealth tax. No hidden dev dump.​​​​
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🔎 Transparency
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No presale
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No dev tax
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No VC allocation
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No rug pulls
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100% fair launch
ABOUT THE SHOW
The Spew is a loud, unfiltered, totally unstable roundtable hosted by five unqualified women:
Poopi Sludgeberg
Joyless Blackheart
Scara Lames
Wahwah Nobraino
Gloomy Hoe’in
Broadcasting straight from the rotting apple and fueled by idiocy, dysfunction, denial, and uncontrollable flatulence, these five idiot icons of delusion cover everything from politics to the blockchain, and somehow always end up yelling. Mostly at themselves.
Why The Spew Exists
We created $SPEW because we’re tired of the hypocrisy, the groupthink, and the carefully packaged lunacy broadcast daily by mainstream media machines pretending to be “empowering conversations.” This token is satire, but the absurdity it mocks is very real. $SPEW isn’t here to hold hands — it’s here to mock, disrupt, and destabilize the nonsense. If they can monetize outrage and emotion, so can we. And we’ll do it louder, cheaper, and on-chain.
